so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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