Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Let's get the cat blown out
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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