If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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