I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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