You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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