return my video game
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Let's get the cat blown out
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
So. Much. Porn.
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