to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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