I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
40s are totally the cure
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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