I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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