Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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