Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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