Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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