Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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