which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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