I hate your face
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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