I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Terrible idea I love it
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
Randomize
