windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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