This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
She is in my trunk
i just wanna soil my oats bro
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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