everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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