I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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