The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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