I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Randomize
