Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
...so i touched it.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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