I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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