If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
it glows. i had to have it.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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