Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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