SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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