It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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