You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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