when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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