Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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