It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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