He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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