i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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