I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
