I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
We got so high we made milksteak
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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