How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
is it fun? or sober?
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
