Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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