He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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