the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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