the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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