I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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