Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
