yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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