I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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