I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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