Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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