we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
