can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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