38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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